At a compay I worked for we had a lot of dot matrix printers. People would change the paper and it wouldn't print. They would call me to fix it. As I walked up to the printer I could see the lid was still partly up. I would gently place my hands on the printer and say "I cast the foul demons out of this appliance" and push down. The printer would begin printing and I would walk away.
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