So..
The proper thing to do, when faced with boorish, childish behavior is to retaliate in the same boorish, childish way?
Being a woman, I can say that not one of those comments would render me speechless. Not even close, and frankly, they aren't all that clever. In fact, I don't think I know ANY women who would be rendered silent by those comments. And if they are? I'd say it was because they were above continuing the conversation.