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Fathers, don't give up on your family. Sons and Daughters, don't give up on your parents, love them always.
Sith Lords ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold.
They'd rather give you a choking than diamonds or gold.
Black plastic helmets and bionic body parts,
And each night begins a new day.
If you don't understand him, an' he don't die young,
He'll prob'ly just fly away.
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Sith Lords.
Don't let 'em pick blasters or drive them old ships.
Let 'em be smugglers and gangsters and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Sith Lords.
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they think they love.
Sith Lords like smokey space ship corridors and creepy bounty hunters,
shooting aunts and uncles and daughters tortured all night.
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do,
Sometimes won't know how to take him.
He ain't bad, he's just misunderstood and his pride will force him him to
Do things to make you think he's right.
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Sith Lords.
Don't let 'em pick blasters or drive them old ships.
Let 'em be smugglers and gangsters and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Sith Lords.
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they think they love.
They'd rather give you a choking than diamonds or gold.
Black plastic helmets and bionic body parts,
And each night begins a new day.
If you don't understand him, an' he don't die young,
He'll prob'ly just fly away.
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Sith Lords.
Don't let 'em pick blasters or drive them old ships.
Let 'em be smugglers and gangsters and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Sith Lords.
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they think they love.
Sith Lords like smokey space ship corridors and creepy bounty hunters,
shooting aunts and uncles and daughters tortured all night.
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do,
Sometimes won't know how to take him.
He ain't bad, he's just misunderstood and his pride will force him him to
Do things to make you think he's right.
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Sith Lords.
Don't let 'em pick blasters or drive them old ships.
Let 'em be smugglers and gangsters and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Sith Lords.
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they think they love.
Especially if they were, in their pothumous youth, played by lacklustre tv-movie-grade actors.
Seriously, sometimes parents aren't parents. In those cases, knowing when to throw them down a cooling shaft is just the beginning of getting over it all. Prerequisite though.
Seriously, sometimes parents aren't parents. In those cases, knowing when to throw them down a cooling shaft is just the beginning of getting over it all. Prerequisite though.
Although Darth Vader DID shoot at Luke in Episode 4, he did not hit him. I believe he was trying to help Luke discover his abilities with the Force and not actually kill him.
And as for imprisoning Leia in the Death Star? How unfair can you really be? He was obviously acting on the orders of Governor Tarkin (his superior) and had no say in the matter. After paying for the Death Star I can imagine the Empire were looking for layoffs to fund development of their new generation Star Destroyers. In that sort of economic climate, how can you blame him for only doing his job?
And while you are blaming him for his personality defects, don't forget he had his legs burned off, the rest of his body badly burned, lost his kids (even though he only realised he had one) and his wife died during childbirth! Are you going to tell me you would not be scarred by that turn of events?
The only thing I would say is perhaps his choice of outfit for work and social activity could have been better, but then noone is perfect.
As you have pointed out though, better late than never. Even though throwing your boss down a bottomless pit is perhaps not the best answer, he did what he thought was best by his son as any father would do.
Perhaps DV (as he is known to his friends) wasn't such a bad guy after all.
And as for imprisoning Leia in the Death Star? How unfair can you really be? He was obviously acting on the orders of Governor Tarkin (his superior) and had no say in the matter. After paying for the Death Star I can imagine the Empire were looking for layoffs to fund development of their new generation Star Destroyers. In that sort of economic climate, how can you blame him for only doing his job?
And while you are blaming him for his personality defects, don't forget he had his legs burned off, the rest of his body badly burned, lost his kids (even though he only realised he had one) and his wife died during childbirth! Are you going to tell me you would not be scarred by that turn of events?
The only thing I would say is perhaps his choice of outfit for work and social activity could have been better, but then noone is perfect.
As you have pointed out though, better late than never. Even though throwing your boss down a bottomless pit is perhaps not the best answer, he did what he thought was best by his son as any father would do.
Perhaps DV (as he is known to his friends) wasn't such a bad guy after all.
Darth Vader wasted the breathing apparatus, he would have been a natural at changing diapers.
When used on a poopy diaper, actually prevents choking... and gagging too, as long as you remember not to look too close either.
My wife had veto power over names, so my son is named Benjamin Michael Woychowsky. She liked the name, and he was six week old before someone figured out the initials. 
Well, you can always refer to him as Obi-Wan, but that puts you on the wrong side of the Master - Apprentice relationship.
Darth Vader never said: "Luke, I am your father." The line in the movie was "No! I am your father."
Vader was the one who put Han in Carbonite, on Bespin Cloud city, and gave him to Boba Fett as part of his reward for locating him,
Boba Fett in return brought a carbonite encased Han to Jabba in return for the reward for bringing in Han for dumping Jabba's Spice along the Kessel run while being chased by Imperial starships.
Well that's my 2 cents on the matter!!
Boba Fett in return brought a carbonite encased Han to Jabba in return for the reward for bringing in Han for dumping Jabba's Spice along the Kessel run while being chased by Imperial starships.
Well that's my 2 cents on the matter!!
lol i think this is a great not to do example. i read this usefull article just in time, i'm about to be a father..so wish me some luck.
I have twins (boy and girl)....
The joke going around my family and friends was naming them after Luke and Leia.
My wife thought it was funny the first million times!
Being just over 2yrs old now I think their at the perfect age to begin their Jedi Training by reading "The Jedi Path: A Manual for Students of the Force (Vault Edition)"
"May the Force be with You always!"
The joke going around my family and friends was naming them after Luke and Leia.
My wife thought it was funny the first million times!
Being just over 2yrs old now I think their at the perfect age to begin their Jedi Training by reading "The Jedi Path: A Manual for Students of the Force (Vault Edition)"
"May the Force be with You always!"
Darth also took the number 2 guy in the entire galaxy down for messing with his boy.
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