But some of it is not crap, and why be crude?
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", and so is superfluous software. It is subjective not objective. It really depends upon what your needs are versus what the vendor installs on your new PC.
Even items included on MS Signature machines are superfluous to my needs for example, and yet with another vendor I might be happy to try, for example, a free trial of Norton for 6 months to see if it has reduced in its use of system resources and evaluate new features.
Your above list includes "bloatware", but bloatware can apply to useful, essential tools where the developers are just lazy and don't produce tight code, waste system resources, and yet the software is essential, for example MS Office. So I suggest it is inappropriate to include bloatware in the list, in my humble opinion.
I would propose the following descriptions, to describe additional / superfluous software.
Addware
Disposeware
Extraware
Fussware
Optionware
Otherware
Spareware
Surplusware
Wantonware
Personally I have chosen to buy Dell Vostro for my business and they only include what I choose. Well done Dell!