Below is the Q&D tranlation of the lyrics

Hand scrub

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C'mon, give me that, get lost!
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In the elementary school teacher asked me
sonny, what's your proffesion's gonna be?

I told her I'll fly to the Moon, become pilot
knock down stewardesses, cheat on my wife.

But dash it, I couldn't turn around the fraction
I rather picked my nose and groped coeds
until we had our first test.

Then I was sweting like a chilbearing mother
lied to my parents that I am in for the flu.

Until my father rammed the wooden shoe to my butt
I've never learned for that ****** 2(or D).

Stewardesses were replaced by wrenches & sockets
the climax of my day is when I'm changing the brakes.

I'm not changing women, I'm changing spark plugs
rather than wenches I'm rubbing scratch off lottery tickets.

If you want to meet a real man
baby come to me in winter we'll gonna change tires!

I'm taking machines apart and servicing them
I can service you too, I'd only need some hand scrub -ub -ub -ub hand scrub -ub -ub -ub

If you want to have my wrench just for fun
wait until lunch time when I fire up my punching machine.

I often remember what could I have become
judge, surgeon, certified metallurgist, but at the end
they all land with the two of us
bartering for discounts lest they'd be short of money for burek!

My hands are not crossed because I'm hot shot
but black from grease as if I'd burrow through ****.

The champagne doesn't flow here but oil in torrents
you can pay the drive belt change by installments.

The champagne doesn't flow here but oil in torrents
you can pay the drive belt change by installments.

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