Handheld Cray
Yes, I too am /shaking head [sic] and /moving on [sic], for the purveyors of technology are simply tone-deaf to what we really want: a handheld Cray with 360-degree holographic projection system, surround sound, and Higgs Boson detector. I want HUGE blocks of RAM, multiple drives, direct satellite uplink and onboard color laser printer. And oh, yes, a cold fusion based energy cell for power with a molten sodium heat sink. Yeah, now that's MY idea of technology!! When are these people going to start paying attention to ME?!? And this idea of carrying multiple devices? Preposterous! Everything should ultimately be fused into one uber-device that will slice, dice, communicate, navigate, educate, entertain, and absorb 27 times its own weight in excess stomach acid. Wait a minute, isn't that kind of like the pod in 'The Matrix'? When is somebody going to make a pod into which I can thoroughly ensconce myself? As long as it has HUGE blocks of RAM...
