This fits in the 2nd category.

Just last week I got a text at 7am from a friend.
Her - My 10 yr old has broken my computer. Can you come over now as I've got an essay I have to finish?
Me - What exactly is the problem?.
Her - I've got no sound.
Me - Is it working ok other than that?
Her - Yes.
Me (not being a morning person) - I think that having no sound on your laptop is not an omen that the end of the world is nigh.

No reply. 2 days later she rang and meekly asked if she could bring the laptop over. Her 10 yr old had managed to delete the volume icon after muting it. Not a big problem, and definitely not a 7am one.