Now, that you mention it I see them, but I don't see any that are offensive.

Are you prone to hallucinations? (I tell you they were there! Olivia Munn and 3 unicorns were dancing the Samba on a Canon Copier!)

Unable to ignore an ad long enough to read a short article (or "sit" on the page)? Must be a highly effective ad! Or someone has attention problems.

Can't figure out ad blocker software?

This has to be one of the oddest (and saddest) posts I've ever read.