"I can get PMP certified by taking a weekend prep course"
Well, first, actually you cannot get PMP certified unless you have a certain amount of "hands-on" experience. Second, required training is a bit longer than a weekend, unless you stay awake all of it. Third, you possibly would never get it. PMP has some ethical standards very far from you, according to the messages you are able to blog.
Have a nice weekend.
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