I really hate laptops.
They are too small to be a substitute for desktop computers on which I need two monitors to do my work. If you take laptops into a production work environment and you flip the screen open, you have to put it down on some surface to do anything with it. Now a tablet would do the job except - it is not capable to do it yet as I take it from your comments. I am waiting for a tablet that can do a laptop's work without being bulky.
If it would have phone capabilities, much the better.
Anybody read Moving Mars? That devices would be the ones we would need.
(PS: I love my sports car...)