A song about rootkits on cellphones
To the tune of "There are Bad Times just around the Corner," by Noel Coward. No verse. Sing chorus twice.
There's a rootkit hiding in my mobile
But I take it everywhere I go
Though my friends deplore it
I tell them to ignore it
And I don't mind it watching me, I say Ho, Ho, Ho!
It can tell Uncle Sam
Exactly where I am
From the time I get up till I go to bed,
And while the closed circuit TV cameras roll, roll, roll
They'll watch me till I drop down dead.
There's a rootkit hiding in my mobile
There's a snooper with me all the time
With no rights nor balance
I'm subject to surveillance
'Cause I might be about to commit a dreadful crime
While the world listens in
My bank account and PIN
Will be broadcast so always I'm in the red
And in some dark secret bunker down a hole, hole, hole
They'll watch me till I drop down dead.
