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Few more
Going on the same lines as the Author -- who seems to have had an excellent time at office :

0. Make sure you are on your desk when the boss arrives and also before he leaves.
1. Walk through the office corridors with a thoughtful face - as if you are searching for some idea - even if ur brain is as empty as an evacuated vessel
2. Pluck out few keys from your laptop keyboard after an year or so - just to give an impression that you work much more than others.
3. Talk good about Boss in front of his boss
4. If your boss is a female, be her right-hand - The man with all info to make her feel in control
5. Clock some time in the weekend - simply surfing the net - just to give an impression that you do work
6. Whenever a peer comes up with a good idea, try to nip it out by saying "Its all already there. Nothing new in it..."
Posted by Sarnath
16th Jan 2012