The one that I loved was getting dragged into the PC side of the business when PC's where new because someone shot the unit and was demanding it be replaced Under Guarantee.
The Accountant appointed to run the PC Side had upset the guy with the Shot Gun and was hiding, the PC Staff demanded that a Tech be brought in to fix up the complaint. Probably feeling that a Tech was more disposable than an Accountant or any of them.

OH and I nearly forgot
Trust me I'm a Doctor! So I know what I'm doing.

Col