Give the man a PHd for his detailed studies in stating the bloody obvious.

10 reasons to write for techrepubic

1) You haven't got a life
2) The newspapers won't have you
3) Your not creative
4) You can't code
5) Your girlfriend is watching soaps
6) You are bored/boring (You choose)
7) Tarquin need a new bike
8) Charlotte needs a new pony
9) Linus Torvalds said GIT to you
10) You took up IT because you were good at Pacman