I think you've been trolled.
...but completely unwittingly, i.e. he's one of those 14-year-olds who reacts at the superficial level to *everything* and hasn't the first inkling of subtlety, irony, or any humour that isn't based on knock-down pie-in-the-face slapstick. Your mistake was taking him as seriously as he takes himself.
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