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and I don't think that's due to a greater freedom from tracking over here.

I had to make a call to emergency services to calm down my s***head parents-in-law as they were endangering the lives of my family with how they were driving their boat, and getting irate at us for not meekly accepting their idiot antics... the emergency center, it turns out, had no way of knowing where we were, and also couldn't locate the tiny island where we were staying with the numbskulls.

Luckily I am much bigger than the both of them together, so their bark was worse than their bite.