Yeah...that's right...let's take a product filled with chemicals which were never intended to come into contact with human skin, and let's apply it to our tablets so that we can be in CONSTANT contact with it.

And then when your dumb ass gets cancer, you'll be sitting there all shocked and wide-eyed wondering how this could happen to you.

Seriously, is it really THAT hard to wipe fingerprints off your device at the beginning of each day before you start using it? It takes me all of 10 seconds to do it with nothing more than two or three hot breaths onto the screen and a microfiber cloth. And then about once a week, I wipe the screen down with water. Problem solved.