sideways screen and a ramrod
I was on a service call at one of my clients and while i was running around doing a hand full of things one of the employees stop me and says my screen just went sideways. So i went over to her computer and hit cntl+SHIFT+ARROW and it was all better. She then responded with I wont tell you what part of my body made that happen. She had leaned of her keyboard and her chest hit the buttons making the screen rotate.
At that same place I was leaving one day and i was stopped by one of the employees on my way out. She stops me and asks what a ramrod is and I tell her well its a device to stick gun powder and amo down and old gun or what you might call a stupid person. She looks at me funny and asks how does that help my computer. She then explained she had brought her computer to our retail center to be fixed. and the Tech told her she needed a ramrod. I laughed and said no he said you needed a RAM stick. More Memory in the system. Yes that will help.