Shmoss! I want my money back!
Working for a computer reseller/networking vendor our service department received a call from an irate user whom purchased a new computer the day before. The customer insisted we sold him a lemon because his kids had been playing a game for a couple hours on his new computer the evening before but now it didn't work at all. He said the game was *included* with the computer when he bought it. He said the name of the game was "Shmoss" ... which I immediately understood to be CMOS!