User has a laptop with a docking station, an iPac PDA, (or another brand just like it...) in the docking cradle connected via usb, keyboard and mouse sitting right in front of the opened laptop, and he helps himself to a set of speakers that shipped with another PC in his department and connects them. He keeps his sound muted all the time, and called me to complain that his desk waw too cluttered and the wires were messy and could I please make it more organized.

(Step one: draw bullseye on wall. Step two: bang head on bullseye. Step three: repeat head banging until you loose consciousness.)