In your words
>> "Touch a button, slide to unlock, and begin working *right* *now*"
>> Is not an Enterprise level of security.
If it's in the Enterprise, imposed security is somewhat of a given, wouldn't you say? Or does your company not mandate password security requirements?
Management tools for the iPhone/iPad allow an impressive degree of imposed security. In actuality, they're safer in untrusted hands than our fleet of laptops.