A mechanic friend of mine got a phone call from one of his regular customers:

"My car won't start."

"Is it turning over?"

"I don't know. It doesn't make any noise at all."

"Okay, tell me where you are and I'll be right there."

Mike the mechanic drove up Madison Ave to 123rd St to his customer's location...to find the car on blocks, completely stripped. Nothing left but the welded panels!