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I'm having a difficult time figuring out what it is that you think is the thing Java does better than anything else. Maybe it's marketing, or bureaucracy, or entangling companies that use it in lawsuits. I agree that it's an odd choice to include in this list, at least without a better explanation for including it than what is provided in the article, but I don't think hosannas to the wonders of Java's unspecified wonders are really very meaningful or reasonable.