I share many of your issues with social networking, having successfully avoided Facebook and Twitter thus far. Angry Birds sounds cute, but I think I can resist the temptation. Congratulations on your own triumphs over "the beast." While I did break down and allow non-business relationships to creep into LinkedIn, my professional connections are of no use to most of them, and they tend to keep personal communications relegated to good ol' e-mail.
It's nice to know there are other who feel the way I do about social networking.
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