See, that's just stupid. If you're running cable you should be dressed appropriately. That you're not speaks volumes about your company.

Of course, they compensate you so well that you can afford to rip the hems out of your skirts. In fact, you get an extra allowance the men don't because they don't rip the hems out of their skirts. Or does the fact that they ruin their 3-piece suits make up for it?

What's wrong with just thinking? Would that be bad corporate policy?