I agree, what about MS Certified IT Professional? It's a hefty book to read, but pretty good value. Then as far as I remember, only a couple of online exams to take.
I'm going to try and complete it over the next 12 months, I have a loan of the book and so far in the first 2 chapters, nothing has been too tricky so seems like a good cert to get.
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