.... I worked as a beach photographer. I recall one woman, harrassed by her three children on their way down to the beach: "You're going to enjoy yourselves whether you like it or not". I still chuckle over that one.

For the record, and despite the fact that we suspect that all appraisals are 'satisfactory' (no pay rise above cost of living), my employer really does big up its employees. I like working where I do despite the fact that I could earn more elsewhere. Job satisfaction is worth several thousand a year.....