RE: Uh, actually he's right
Microsoft is the reason that sysadmins no longer have a "Wizard" status in the IT world anymore. They have created more paper sysadmins in the last 15 years that I can slap with an appropriate length of CAT5e cable.
"Oh, you're an MCSE? How cute. Now do something useful. Make mine a Venti White Chocolate Mocha."