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I don't drink. I used to have a Competition License well 2 actually both Car and Bike Licenses you get done for DUI while holding either of those let alone both and it's Bankruptcy Court for Bringing The Sport Into Disrepute. Well of course if you are a Big name which I never was you could get away with it as like when Allen Jones got done for DUI while being F1 Champion they didn't even slap his wrists but little people like me would have got thousand of $ in fines and had the licenses suspended for a long time. I couldn't afford for that to happen. 
Of course the down side to all that is when you get stopped by the COPS for a Random Breath Test at 11.00 hours and are asked when you last drank any Alcohol. Saying I had a Glass of Champers at my sisters wedding 18 odd years ago makes the COPS think you are taking the Pi$$. I try to avoid saying things like that and just say I don't drink under normal circumstances.
Of course if anyone was to offer me some Rocket Fuel that's not Normal Circumstances.
Besides how can I Grow Old Disgracefully if every one thinks I'm Nice?
Col [/maniacal laughter]
Of course the down side to all that is when you get stopped by the COPS for a Random Breath Test at 11.00 hours and are asked when you last drank any Alcohol. Saying I had a Glass of Champers at my sisters wedding 18 odd years ago makes the COPS think you are taking the Pi$$. I try to avoid saying things like that and just say I don't drink under normal circumstances.
Of course if anyone was to offer me some Rocket Fuel that's not Normal Circumstances.
Besides how can I Grow Old Disgracefully if every one thinks I'm Nice?
Col [/maniacal laughter]
Moderator Posted by HAL 9000
17th Aug
