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It's funny what people will leave out of a story; The first viruses were written as academic works in 1966 (predating Unix) by, John von Neumann "Theory of self-reproducing automata":
http://cba.mit.edu/events/03.11.ASE/docs/VonNeumann.pdf

Which can only mean that you're repeating some bit of rhetoric you overheard.