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TR Community scoreboard for September 14, 2012

Here are the TR community stats for the past week:

TR members with the most total posts on the forums
Deadly Ernest - 77
Tony Hopkinson - 49
DWFields - 46
Slayer_ - 43
Hal 9000 -37

TR members with the most Votes Up in the Discussions forum
dl_wraith - 52
peti_y - 38
robo_dev - 31
colinwpa and tdupont - 29
Hal 9000 - 27

TR members with the most Votes Up in the Q&A forum
Darryl~ - 6
robo_dev - 5
OH Smeg and petter.tail - 3
ricky321, Rob Kuhn, and wizard57m-cnet - 2

Spam busters
Mehul Bhai, Deadly Ernest, mattohare, Palmetto_CharlieSpencer, Tony Hopkinson, and Slayer_ - 1

I always post 42 Posts to TR every Week. Best get the programmers to look and see what they have done wrong err I mean the TR Web Site Developers as we all know that Programmers are not allowed out near the public.

It will be interesting to see who reported the most spam this week but I think that Mr Deadly wins again.

Col

Those are Australian posts. The TR counters use American numbers. Remember, the exchange rate to American posts isn't a fixed ratio, and changes daily in response to the global economy and British bookies.

Perhaps you can explain how 42 and the question of

What is six times eight

Are Related?

I never studied American Numbers at Uni.

Col

they have to incorporate the special factors of:

1. Current Congress Graft factor,

2. Current Government Administration Idiocy factor,

3. Current US Corporation Greed factor.

Since all three factors change on an hourly basis it makes it hard to be certain what any one answer will be.

Pity the Vogan Constructor Fleet must be nearly here.

If they hit the planet early morning English Time I'll be in bed asleep so I'll never know.

I just hope that they get here before the White Mice realize I know the Question to the Ultimate Question of Life the Universe and Everything who's answer is 42.

Makes so much sense now.

Col

sending them a fully itemised account for some minor work done using American Numbers, they ran the account through their computer and their whole fleet is tied up while the computer is trapped in a logic circuit trying to make sense of the account using Vogan Numbers. They have a conversion program, but it's not working as I gave them an out of contract 2.5% discount which they can't handle - I told you I could be nasty when I wanted to.

Locking the Vogans Computers into a Logic Loop will completely cripple the Vogans for all time. The Constructor Fleet will pass the problem up to their superiors and the entire Vogan Species will be unable to proceed till they work out what the problem is.

As their computers will fail to comprehend the issue they will be forced to work it out by hand and that will take them several Million Years to do and then they will have to recheck and recheck till they are satisfied that everything is now correct.

I'm sure that there will be numerous Vogan Poems written about these evil vile actions on your part and hopefully it will not cause the extinction of the Vogan Species as they are unable to procreate till they have solved the issue.

So now I suppose we all know why the Bees and Frogs have stopped disappearing.

Col

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delete on you just to make the number different.

once again for the awesome work that you do ...have a spantabulous weekend! And a most wonderful weekend to everyone !~

Hope everyone's weekend is going great! The weather has cooled quite a bit
here in central OK...almost too much all at once! We did get a splash of rain,
but need more.
Anyway, I put a few pictures of my grandchildren up on My Opera photo page,
hopefully this link will work, if you want a look. Mrs Wiz is in one, and if you
look real close you might see a bit of me...nothing where you could identify
me without some work, but I'm there! LOL
http://my.opera.com/Wizard57M/albums/show.dml?id=12653632
See you later!
Wiz

You need to get in the Spoiling really fast so that the Child's parents are way behind the 8 Ball when they realize what you are up to.

Col

*insert cute emoticon here*

...awww... too cute

I'm kind of proud of 'em! Kind of neat when you hear little voices calling
"GRANDPA!!!" instead of "Dad...I need $20 for XXX or YYY"!

When you can hand them back and don't have full time care and responsibility.

Col

who got the most down votes?

But if you look at the actual post it reads

Hal 9000 -37

So it's actually not HAL - 37 but HAL -37 so Hal got minus 37 posts this week. They only do it that way so as not to confuse others and this is actually the Bad List of those who have been Naughty not Nice.

Col

I try.

Col

bad behavior, Jaqui

how else am I supposed to know if I am doing it right?
getting down votes means I pushed the buttons right.

you have to remember to throw in terms that various factions don't
like to see, for example, to get down votes from Apple fans, refer
to Apple kit as "iToys"...that's usually good for a half dozen or so!
To get the MS crowd to down vote you, try to portray Microsoft in
a negative light, or cast dispersions on company management...
that gets a least another half dozen down votes!
To score the "coup de grace", finish your post with a statement
pointing out problems with Linux and/or open source! That will
usually gain at least a dozen down votes!
Now, the skill is to get all that in ONE POST...and once you have
everybody casting down votes on you, sit back and chuckle...
drives the iFans, MS shills and Linux geeks crazy!! All in one post!

who gave you a down vote for naughty advice. LOL!

LOL

just to pile on.

the 3rd?

it is the tracking of them all over a week I'm talking about.

and we can't divulge it due to an NDA...we would lose our
super-duper decoder rings!

who gave you a vote up!