Machines like old Heller ovens with software and internal heat sensors all designed in the Win98 era. Too much hardware level communication for current virtualization to work with such old systems but it's just an expensive oven. "Hey, CEO. We need a new $120K 'thing that just gets really hot' because this 'thing that gets really hot' is outdated." I'm more a TechPaleontologist than Network Administrator at times. Indiana Jones and the Pentium II of Doom. hah