Do you just hate everything?
I have seen this type of insanity as described - Marc Jenllinek
I had been at this company for 2 months, and was requested to meet with a manager from another department regarding a project.
In short, the project scope that was offered by this manager was ,"I am not sure; you are the developer you can figure out." My reply was that I will come up with some ideas, and I went back to my office, and immediately began to update my resume.
There is no reasonable solution working in conditions that are not grounded in reality.