After I read the comment stating we should set the space junk into a deteriorating orbit, eventually having it land in the ocean, I realized the author must have meant the entire post, title included, to be a joke.

Assuming your bio is true, I would think you would KNOW: It's JUNK! We don't have control over most of it (if we have control over any of it).

(You DID mean the whole deteriorating orbit as a joke, right? We can't control junk)