After I read the comment stating we should set the space junk into a deteriorating orbit, eventually having it land in the ocean, I realized the author must have meant the entire post, title included, to be a joke.
Assuming your bio is true, I would think you would KNOW: It's JUNK! We don't have control over most of it (if we have control over any of it).
(You DID mean the whole deteriorating orbit as a joke, right? We can't control junk)
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