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...for saying, "Dude, EVERYTHING is on the INTERNET!"

Then convincing you that local programs and big hard drives full of files was so old skool, uncool. And that running only web-apps and using cloud storage was "the FUTURE!" Your IT told you so.

At least you have Solitaire installed. Play 'til 9PM. Then go to the hotel bar, order up an Old Fashioned, and pull off a one-night stand (sans wingman, if you gots the stuff). Networking the fun way. Now that's [re-]productive!