"I've used F1 all my !@#!@#( life... it has always worked fine, now they tell me I gotta enter the world HELP in the search box? Well I say they can @!#!@# my @!#!@#!, those @!#!@# hippies always think they've got ideas to make things better... well, what the !@#!@# is wrong with doing things the way they've always been done, dang-nabit! Now hand me my walker. I'm getting the !@#!@ outta here! And Buick makes a !@#@!# fine car. None of that German or Japanese !@#!@# for me..."