"If this article supposed to be a joke(a bad one) then well its fine."
Yes, it's supposed to be a joke; it's satire, not serious. See at the top where it says 'Geekend'? That's the TR blog for humor, scientific oddities,nerdy trivia, and whatever random characters Jay Garmon is trying to pass off as 'writing' this week. When you see it, it indicates you shouldn't take the article seriously.
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