What the tarnations is this?! Users of the old tiller now have to conform to this steering wheel forced upon us by the manufacturer. What could be more intuitive than a handle you can swing left and right? Every sailor knows all about it. A wheel? Please, NO!

Now, these carmakers have forced upon us an ignition switch inside the car. Nothing was easier to use, or figure out, than the handcrank on the front of the car. I supposed my wife will now simply push this button and what, DRIVE the car herself?!

Steering wheels, ignition switches? This is merely change for change's sake. This is Henry Ford's attempt at making all our lives miserable. Just miserable. Maybe Mr. Ford will make a Model U and bring back the tiller and crank or I can't see his company lasting that much longer.

PS: I was going to do that "M$" thing but there's no "s" in Ford. Or Henry.