What happens when the guy next door buys a new computer and discovers he hates Win 8? He not only doesn't know how to perform an OS downgrade without losing data, he doesn't even know about OS downgrades. Since he doesn't have you in his family to tell him exactly what to do, where does he go? Who does he talk to? He doesn't know about Newegg or TigerDirect and has heard of Frys but lives six hundred miles from the closest one.

People have valid complaints about the changes in the Win8 interface and how it affects their productivity, but rather than offer reasonable solutions, or even actual help, you offer facile platitudes and insults. Are you incapable of more?