SRSLY. A developer complaining about having to learn new technologies is akin to complaining that water is wet. Everything you need to learn can be found on the web for free or with premium services for a modest fee. Lynda.com is $25 a month or something like that. Need to learn JavaScript, jQuery, HTML5 or PHP. Head over to W3 schools and dig in. http://www.w3schools.com Want to learn more advanced programming concepts? Go to the Stanford Engineering Everywhere website and take classes from a world class learning institution, http://see.stanford.edu/

There is a saying inscribed on Dood Hall @ FSU that reads: "The half of knowledge, is knowing where to find knowledge". The hard part has already been taken care of you by The Google.

SRSLY though, I have not bought a door stop in years,