I am retired and don't have tolerance for stupid questions
"My best entrepreneurial idea is the one I'm working on with Patent Pending that will put you out of business"
"When I was in my car on the way here, I was thinking how stupid this interview could be and you just proved it"
"On my last job I worked for IT where two managers were married to each other in violation of the law against conflict of interest and an IT Director whose last words to me were, 'I don't know what I am doing' -- so my question to you is, do you have adults working here that have one shred of integrity?"
"If you came to dinner, I would serve you Fugu, but I have to warn you, it's my first time preparing it"
"Why would I steal a pen at work when I have my own perfectly good Parker and an advanced mechanical pencil?"
"There are as many cows in Canada as there needs to be"
"In a perfect world, what need would there be for communication?"
"The three Nobel Prize winners before me? Why would I bother after I got the prize?"
"I rate you a big fat zero"
"I would get rid of the state of confusion, but unfortunately, the administration has a lock on that one"
"I wouldn't want to be anyone else, particularly I wouldn't want to be you"
"Omelet? Omelet? I'd tell them how to make the perfect Souffl -- you people don't have much vision or imagination, do you?"
"I'd tell you who I'd pick for celebrity parents, but you've never heard of them"
"My memory is better than yours: I'll remember this long after you've forgotten me -- but that shouldn't be hard seeing as how I've noticed that you have to keep consulting your note cards to remember the questions"
Actually, I would say, "I'm retired; you are the weakest link! Goodbye!"
You have to know I like the "Fugu" answer best... subtle.
