1: Considering the economic problems in the USA. I would suggest selling Alaska to Canada or russia.
2: None, can't make Canada into a cow.
3: Well I would need to know the height of the tower and the thickness of a quarter. Also I would have to cement each one together and shape them in a triangle formation. otherwise they will just fall over.
4: The penguin says nothing, penguins can't speak. Maybe he is the iKea penguin?
5: Fake it by Seether.
6: Pay off mortgage, that's about a million dollars now in todays money.
7: Gas mileage.
8: Good
9: Just a second while I use my phone to google that.
10: Yes but I am applying for a programming position.
11: Whatever was in the fridge since you came without notice.
12: In a perfect world, they would use that magical universal translator from star trek.
13: With a can of tuna, some mayonnaise, and some bread.
14: What sort of Vacations do you and your wife like? Driving (road trip), beaches? cold? scenery?
15: I would have them exercise their skills and their weaknesses.
16: What defines a window?
17: I have no favorite song, but I am a metal head so you really don't want me to try and perform.
18: 35 degrees
19: No
20: I can't, I prefer my current parents. They are celebrities to me.
21: Spork, I usually like to scoop things but occasionally I need to stab it.
22: Just a moment while I rip the battery out of this thing.
23: 7
24: I'd still be me, just a richer and better looking version of me.
25: I would ask them how they want their omelet cooked and instruct them in the method that will give them the results they want.



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