Naming Windows 8
Naming the new OS Windows 8 is appropriate.
Obviously the "Windows" bit is the superfluous, or joke, bit because it is not a "windows" system.
The reason, I believe, is that eight and zero are the only numbers that allow one to loop endlessly without a break and 8 is preferable to 0 as you can tip it over to represent infinity.
The message, clearly, is you can go around forever and never reach a solution.