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An old farmer was relaxing on his verandah one evening, watching his rooster in the yard running around chasing after the hen.

They circled the yard half a dozen times, the **** in what seemed to be fierce pursuit of the hen...

Suddenly, the farmer's wife threw some scraps into the yard. The hen kept right on running, but the rooster stopped for nourishment.

Sadly the farmer lamented and said, "Good Lord in Heaven, I pray that I never get that hungry"!!!