Not to be outdone next year they go on holidays again and when they return the front fence is lying on the ground so they think that got back just in time to prevent it's theft. When they look up there is no house.
They go to the local police station and report that their house has been stolen only to be told that the same police gave it a Escort 3 weeks ago as it was removed. That is some of the things House Thief's are capable of doing so Breaking WEP Encryption is the easy way in.
True story happened to a friend of mine and they didn't live in the sticks with no neighbors they lived in an Old Part of the City that was High Density Housing so the neighborhood was being slowly changed from 1/4 Acre Blocks to flats.
No one including the Police asked any questions when a Removals Truck arriver and emptied the house and then a House Mover appeared and started cutting up the house for removal. They actually had the Police Escort them out of the city and it only took 5 weeks after the theft was reported to find out where the house had been moved to.
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