You're a mean one, CBS
You really are a heel
Taking away Geekend is, we feel
An awfully rotten sort of deal.

You're a monster, CBS
Your heart's an empty corporate hole.
Geekend's part of TechRepublic's soul,
Stopping it, you'll see, will take it's toll.

You're a foul one, CBS
You've stirred up quite a rile.
'Business tech only' won't make us smile.
Given a choice, some of us might just turn the dial.

You're a rotter, CBS
You're the king of corporate 'bots.
Geekend enlivens this site's duller spots.
Taking it away, well that fairly rots.

You nauseate us, CBS
But, Mary, we know you're not the boss.
It's just that, without Geekend, we're at a loss.
Can't we get a reprieve, before the i's get dotted, the t's cross?

You're a foul one, CBS
Our hearts have truly sunk.
Geekend's going away, who'da thunk.
The three words that best describe this are stink, stank, STUNK!

(And here's one for the geeks - the 1966 TV cartoon 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' started out on ... CBS.)