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If somebody try to hack my computer when I don't have fire-wall.
I'll HOOK-UP WITH MICROSOFT's MAIN COMPUTER.
And I think nobody can destroy system of Microsoft company.
So when my computer hook up with Microsoft's main computer.
Nobody or only a few persons can destroy my computer system.
Offcourse for temperary.
And the easiest way is USE WINDOWSUPDATE and continue use it untill hacker gone and quit hacking.
Sound any FUNNY ?????????