Henry Ford used to think like you.
"To sum up: question authority at every turn. Make your own decisions, and stand up for your beliefs. Do not give in."
Which is why the hugely successful Ford company refused to sell cars in any color except black. Horrible decision. That one rule lifted GM from an also-ran to an industry powerhouse. Ford was very late to the game in selling other colors.
I almost think your entire response is tongue-in-cheek.