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I got this itch that I just can't scratch
What should I do?
25th Jan 2011
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So... How did you choose an answer? I assume there's some kind of option to you as the OP? I wonder if you can choose more than one answer if multiple answers are correct/helpful?
boxfiddler
25th Jan 2011
You get this button that allows you to choose the correct answer.
Slayer_
26th Jan 2011
I'd expect to you it shows "Chosen answer" in a green square on the right side of the post, right above the voting button.
Slayer_
26th Jan 2011
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the best solution
Would be to hire a competent professional to resolve the issue.
Whether your definition of 'itch' refers to a specific temporary dermatological condition, a physical manifestation of a deeper psychological issue, or a more general yearning for something different -these are only questions you and the aforementioned professional can answer. The scope and nature of the duties performed by said professional would need to be aligned with what you define as the 'itch' and they would provide said services to emulate what what you would consider to be 'a scratch'.
Steven Wright:
My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain. When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper.
Whether your definition of 'itch' refers to a specific temporary dermatological condition, a physical manifestation of a deeper psychological issue, or a more general yearning for something different -these are only questions you and the aforementioned professional can answer. The scope and nature of the duties performed by said professional would need to be aligned with what you define as the 'itch' and they would provide said services to emulate what what you would consider to be 'a scratch'.
Steven Wright:
My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain. When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper.
25th Jan 2011
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Hire a consultant!
nt
25th Jan 2011
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How can they help?
Slayer_
25th Jan 2011
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Competent feline required
A trail of tuna over the area you wish to have scratched in concert with a hungry feline with claws intact may resolve the situation nicely.
25th Jan 2011
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Or that could end very badly.
I've got a cat with seven claws on each front foot, so you seriously don't want him anywhere near soft human tissue.
I've got a cat with seven claws on each front foot, so you seriously don't want him anywhere near soft human tissue.
robo_dev
25th Jan 2011
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Why not?
In tailoring a solution for your needs, we need to know why you cannot scratch the itch.
Can't reach it?
Doing so is against medical advice?
It is internal?
The itch is on someone else?
Can't reach it?
Doing so is against medical advice?
It is internal?
The itch is on someone else?
25th Jan 2011
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Sinister
Welcome to that touch of the Asgard.
25th Jan 2011
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Sounds spacy
Slayer_
26th Jan 2011
I think it "sounds" far less spacy than it reads
+s@3 & +u@4
+s@3 & +u@4
AnsuGisalas
26th Jan 2011
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I'm scratching an itch I don't have.
Compiz-Fusion. Amusing. As seen on TV.
25th Jan 2011
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Whats your midi-controller? NUMARK, PIONEER, Etc??
Most DJ Midi-Controller are supported by ITCH. Whats your model/make?
26th Jan 2011
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I just got a sound blaster...
Slayer_
26th Jan 2011
