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And Then....

By dawgit ·
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A couple who had just celebrated an Anniversary, and the wife asks her husband, "How many women have you slept with?"

The husband proudly replies, "Only you, darling - with all the others, I was awake."

And then the Fight Started...

It's Friday... Have a nice weekend everybody. -d

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Just when I think

by santeewelding In reply to And Then....

I've heard them all, along comes dawgit.

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lol

by Jaqui In reply to And Then....

good one.

to bad I don't have one that isn't so old it's fossilized.

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And then...

by neilb@uk In reply to And Then....

An elderly couple are having dinner to celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary.

The old man leans forward and says to his wife, "It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. I want to assure you that these 60 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for and your answer will never take all that away. But... I must know, did he have a different father?"

The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, pauses for moment and then confesses. "Yes, he did."

"Who was he?" he asks.

The old woman drops her head, trying to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. She gulps down her wine and finally, she says, "You."

... and then the fight started

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and then...

by seanferd In reply to And Then....

Along came Jones

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Tall, thin, Jones

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to and then...

Resistance is futile.

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I thought it was Mary...

by dawgit In reply to and then...

Who's Jones?

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Slow-walkin' Jones

by NickNielsen In reply to I thought it was Mary...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Along_Came_Jones_%28song%29

Slow-talkin' Jones

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/the_coasters/along_came_jones.html

Along came long, lean, lanky Jones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-timQghfQI

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Well, you learned me something...

by dawgit In reply to Slow-walkin' Jones

Not a bad thing.

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Well because this is going nowhere

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to And Then....

Here is a Typical Dell Service Call now all I have to wonder is how to solve it.

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/HAL9000_photo/DellSupport.jpg

OK more than a bit Geeky but I liked it.

Col ]:)

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reboot it,

by .Martin. In reply to Well because this is goin ...

and it should be fine

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